PIERS MORGAN : MAMARY’S ARE MADE OF THESE
Morgan: Flying the flag for GB
Apparently Americas got talent host Piers Morgan has been called up to take part in a major international sporting event (except he hasn’t).
The Human Lactation Games organised by The Journal of Human Lactation (est. 1889) are held every 30 years. Morgan said I was surprised to be asked and couldn’t wait to say yes, yes yes!
Morgan revealed that he received his call up letter yesterday, it read as follows:
Dear Mr Morgan,
As you are probably aware, we at the Journal of Human Lactation (est. 1889)
Have been heavily involved in the selection process for the long awaited 25th world games.
We are pleased to inform you that you have been short listed to take part in this
Most momentous of occasions. Yes, Mr Morgan, you have been chosen to Lactate for your country.
We are in no doubt that you will be as excited as we are, having this opportunity
To represent Great Britain and its colonies in this the 25th World Lactation Games.
As with any great event , stringent drug screening rules apply. I am sure you remember only too well the disgraceful conduct of the Chinese delegation at the last games, when due to excessive hormone replacement supplements the final competition by a veritable lactation tidal wave. As such all delegates are required by law to provide 2 samples (of their own lactation juices) in receptacles of their choice containing no less than 1.5 litres.
Once again may we congratulate you and wish you every success for the competition.
Yours sincerely
Dr N. Ipple
.
Morgan will be Jetting off to Birkenhead near Liverpool uk in December when the Games begin (except he wont cause he isn’t going) .
© PerezTravellodge – 2008
