Archive for August, 2008
Perez Educational supplement
Welcome to the First Perez Educational supplement. Today its advanced physics with my good friend and showbiz chum Albert Einstein.Perez Travellodge: Education for the Nation.
Take it away Bertie!
PIERS MORGAN : MAMARY’S ARE MADE OF THESE
Apparently Americas got talent host Piers Morgan has been called up to take part in a major international sporting event (except he hasn’t).
The Human Lactation Games organised by The Journal of Human Lactation (est. 1889) are held every 30 years. Morgan said I was surprised to be asked and couldn’t wait to say yes, yes [...]
Jennifer Lopez to save the world!
Apparently today, Jenifer Lopez proved her green credentials by announcing plans to save the world from global warming (except she didn’t). J Lo has been working closely with Professor Heinz Beanz of the Frankfurt Institute of Technical Stuff.
The daring plan involves a life size latex cast of J Lo’s arse being blasted into orbit and [...]
