RICHARD GERE: AN OFFICER AND A GERBILMAN

An Officer and a Gerbilman

Perez Travellodge can exclusively reveal that Hollywoodland heart throb Richard Gere has started to live as a gerbil! (except he hasn’t). The star of box office action blockbusters such as Shall we dance? And that one with Julia Roberts as a prossy has made himself a 6 foot fury gerbil suit complete with tail and ears.

Animal lover Gere explained why he has started to live as a rodent. He said (possibly) that he had the idea several years ago following a spate of unproven and unfounded rumours about him abusing gerbils. “I love those fury little guys and the thought of them being harmed makes me mad! I got to thinking what must those little critters go through ,

I wanted to empathise with them”.

Gear has converted his $76 a week Malibu apartment into a large sand filled aquarium complete with giant cardboard toilet roll tubes. He is even eating specially imported giant genetically modified sunflower seeds, each the size of an American football. “I love it” said Gere “I spend the day chewing those toilet rolls and trying to escape Its great fun!”

In a possibly unconnected story Perez Travellodge has been reliably informed that a man bearing a striking resemblance to Louis Gosset Jr has commissioned a 12 foot latex arse from World of Latex - ‘for all your latex needs‘, a latex super store in San-Anton California. Albert Dunkindonuts the owner of World of Latex - ‘for all your latex needs‘, says the gentleman in question approached the counter and asked me where I was from. “Houston” I replied, to which he told me that only 2 things come out of Houston , Steers and queers and as he didn’t see any horns he wanted to know which one I was.

Something stuck Mayonaise?

 Perez TravellodgeÔ 2008 Ó