MADONNA: PAPPA DOES PREACH!!!! Perez Travellodge exclusive:

Leeroy Internationalhouseofpancakes Jr

madonna relaxes at home on her cross

Allegedly Maddona’s real father has been revealed as non other than Desmond Tutu the Archbishop of South Africa (except he hasnt). It is belived that Maddona was adopted soon after birth in 1981 (cept she wasn’t). Speaking exclusively to Perez Travellodge, Leeroy Internationalhouseofpancakes Jr spilled the beans on this, the story Madge did not want you to know. Leeroy, who was a member of Maddona’s dance troupe in the early 1970’s said ” there was always this black dude hangin around when we used to dance outside Wallmart he had a red gown on and a dog collar like a priest he used to come up and bless her. I remember once she said “thank you Father” to him, I remeber thinkin ‘ dog gone thats her pop?” he didnt look much like her, but then one night I remeber we ran out of cash for the electric meter and the lights went out, I looked at Madge in the darkness and I could immediately see the family resemblence. Leeroy thinks that this family bond is what has inspired Maddona to use religious iconography on stage he stated ” well it explains all those crucifixes and shit dont it. Do I get my $20 now..”

Archbishop Tutu was unavailable for comment today, a member of his staff said that he was “out shopping”…………….

Possibly at Wallmart then eh Desmond?

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