Archive for July, 2008
RICHARD GERE: AN OFFICER AND A GERBILMAN
Perez Travellodge can exclusively reveal that Hollywoodland heart throb Richard Gere has started to live as a gerbil! (except he hasn’t). The star of box office action blockbusters such as Shall we dance? And that one with Julia Roberts as a prossy has made himself a 6 foot fury gerbil suit complete with tail and [...]
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( None so far )Gordon Ramsey’s Cannibal Kitchen
Gordon Ramsey’s Cannibal Kitchen: Perez Travellodge breaking news!
Gobby high flying Chef Gordon Ramsay today declared war upon other celebrity cooks. But has Ramsay gone beyond the bounds of decency in an effort to outdo fellow bonkers kitchen professor Heston Blumenthal?
Blumenthal is famous for his zany culinary creations at his Gastro pub ‘the Fat duck’ in [...]
PAUL MCARTNEY IN VOODOO LEG SHOCKER!
Peg leg hosebeast gold digger loses best leg to Macca who curses it with voodoo …..or does he?
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( None so far )MADONNA: PAPPA DOES PREACH!!!! Perez Travellodge exclusive:
Maddonnas real father revealed……or is he?
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( None so far )PARIS Hilton..mmmmm… your my Pussy cat!!!!!!!
STOP PRESS! Paris did something wonderfull today, it wasnt as good as the thing she did yesterday but it was better than that amusing fauxpar on saturday ( ooops dont forget to wash your hair). But the crux of the matter is that Paris is so scrumillywummaly deliciouso mmmmmmm I love you honney , you [...]
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